Nov. 29th, 2006

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Let's say you know someone to be either an atheist or an agnostic, and decide, for some quirky reason, to end a correspondence or conversation with "God bless and keep you," or something equally out of line with the person's religious philosophy.

Before you ever do this, do these things:

  • Approach a muslim, and give him a jaunty "G-d bless the State of Israel and keep it forever Jewish!"
  • Greet the next Christian you see with a heartfelt, "I just got back from my hypnotic regression therapy to learn that 2000 years ago I was a syphilitic Roman soldier who traded some whore named Mary five sheckles for a drunken fuck nine months before she and that idiot cuckhold Joseph rode into Bethlehem! Who knew?!?"
  • Stroll up to a rabbi, snap that right hand and arm at a perfect 45 degrees above the horizon, and shout "Heil Hitler!"


  • Why? Because all of those actions represent exactly the same thing.

    Just so there's no confusion.

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