The title was an excerpt from the FAQ of Lifestyle Pets, an outfit supposedly offering an exotic breed of housecat that can weigh 30 pounds. And it's not chubby.


Caveat emptor: Before you forward this company the $22,000 they require to start breeding your perfect killer kitty, remember that the founder reportedly spent time in prison for false accounting practices.


Caveat emptor: Before you forward this company the $22,000 they require to start breeding your perfect killer kitty, remember that the founder reportedly spent time in prison for false accounting practices.