New Honorifics Must Be Coined!

The Wife™ is having a bit of trouble with someone. Essentially, this asshat is acting like because she is a woman, he doesn't have to respond in a timely manner to shit he and he alone is authorized to approve.

In the spirit of mocking him, I asked her, "Given my obvious superiority as a man, I hereby ask that you refer to me by the honorific 'Your Guyness.'"

She laughed.