Facebook: You're Doing Something Very, Very Wrong

Like everyone else I know with either a life or a clue but with not enough sense to back either of them up, I was dragged kicking and screaming onto Facebook. I didn't want to go. I'm perfectly happy with my verbosity here at LJ. It's not perfect, not at all, but what the hey. Ah, but to get updates on my friend's dire health status (which proved terminal), The Book of Faces proved more universal, more accessible (LJ gets banned by NannyBots at work) and more general. So I signed up.

Yes, I signed up, but I just don't trust them( , and you'll realize after clicking here that my lack of trust might not only be justified, but should also be investigated further. )

Addendum, June 5, 2010: I de-Colberted the Cobalts. See comments.