A Sign The Band May Not Last

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"Okay," said the lead singer, "I think we need a name that simultaneously plays with objects representing stability and support, and described with terms denoting whimsy and randomness!"

The band thought. "Wobbly Ladder?" suggested the drummer.

"No!" chimed in the rhythm guitar, "Crumbling Pillar!"

"Rubber Crutch?" said keyboards.

The bass player, not really even looking up, snarked, "It's gotta be Loose Stool."