On a Scale of One to Ten, Is That Really Where I Should Stick It?

I love market research opinion polls, but not because I am lonely and will talk to anyone who calls me (well, not just because). Market research has got to be the one field where, if you do not know what exactly you are doing, everyone with half a brain will realize it(  and you will be known to suck )

Also, I once sat in on a poll at one of the mall-based research centers. After all, I was supposed to be taking a cash deposit to the bank, and still had some time to kill.

This poll involved home adhesives and my experience and opinions relating thereto. I thought things were going to take a freaky turn when the interviewer said, "Okay, now we are going to talk about cocks." ( Oh, really? Cocks? )

As My Friend Said, "This Guy Clanks When He Walks"

. . . because his balls are stainless steel.



Don't believe me? Read for yourself how he dove into the fish pen to kill that monster. In-fuckin'-credible.